We shop for dog beds,
walk in the rain, when I meet
a work colleague in the shop,
I know what they are thinking
but my private life is mine
and I certainly won't explain

That I have bought
and he has bought
and life is never quite
what you thought.

We may stay together,
the sex is good
but I prefer my time
and I shuffle you out
but I may miss you later,
we have a date
when I'm walking on water
instead of just treading.